Tuesday, August 11, 2009

The Post Titled "Commercials"

Written one afternoon when I was probably so bored and uninspired that I just decided to type from memory all the commercial jingles I've heard as a child. I'm such a geek sometimes.

Dunlop Socks

Dunlop Socks,
Computer designed
great style and
comfort
we all love our dunlop
designed for the future
its the socks
of the future
TODAY!


(ENTER voice-over)


Dunlop socks! Maximum style
maximum comfort
you can count on it--DUNLOP!

Mark Premium
Menthol Cigarettes

It's a great great feeling
great outdoor feeling
the taste of adventure
the fresh new world of flavor
enjoy the
outdoor freshness
with mark premium menthol
smooth exciting flavor
a
new world of freshness...
tinuni...tinuninuuuu...
Mark Premium
Menthol...
A new world of Freshness (in a breathy voice)

More Cigarettes


Look
a
touch
of magic
in your tips [tits?taste?]
catch the taste of magic
the magic taste of more
more international cigarettes
catch the
taste of magic...
THE MAGIC TAH-HASTE- OF MORE!

Caress
with
magic Caress...Caress
color every magic moment

Encarnacion
Bechavez...

This commercial, I think it was for Green Cross cologne,
where two young kids find a bunny and...I dunno, maybe it was for Close Up? The
weird thing was, a saxophone was playing in the background.. i think it was
something similar to Kenny G's "Dying Young"...shudder! Creepy commercial!

Dear Diary
Carlo sat beside me today
he was sooo cute
sabi
niya
i'm pretty
kaya lang i'm fat
i eat too much daw kasi eh
kaya
mula ngayon
goodbye chocolates
goodbye spaghetti
goodbye hotdog...
ay
goodbye..
Carlo!


(To the tune
of "Living on a Prayer")

O-woh! way to go Zest-O
Cool and refreshing
that's the way to go
O-woh! Way to go Zest-O

Written December 2, 2006